Wednesday, 11 May 2005

Thomo Dad Dancing


Wivey's Strictly Come Dancing judges Rocky and Mike Phillips are seen here giving their score after Pete Thompson's 'dad dancing' performance of the oscillating Orang utan .Thomo claimed' The marking was incredulous and incomprehensible and that his omnipotent like performance captivated the audience'. The judges did not capitulate though.

You might have heard of the funky chicken but here Thomo shows us the latest dance craze to hit Wivey rugby club, the oscillating orang utan.




Tuesday, 10 May 2005

Blue Peter Recycling Appeal.

Over 60% of the average household dustbin can be recycled, so why not follow our easy recycling tips to make your house the greenest in the street.

*Recycle your old dirty magazines and videos by passing them on to your neighbour
*Recycle female clothing and old jock straps by passing them on to the Village people via Jimmy Beale
*Take your garden waste to the local compost tip at Wellington rugby field
*Get your wives, daughter to pick up the pieces after they damage your car



Joe Ward gets his Blue Pete badge and shows us how to recycle and finds another excellent use for a KFC bargain bucket

Monday, 11 April 2005

Latest News From The Piste

AND THE CRAPPER !!

DODGY TIKKA. John Darlow was found at the bottom of his stairs after eating a curry late Saturday night. Chinese restaurant owner He Dun Pooh suggested that John might have been in a korma but also said he could also have had a dodgy Tikka. The next day over consumption of alcohol was found to be the problem and his Naan was revisiting him hourly. So too is his Popadom and his Momodom.

Tuesday, 1 February 2005