Monday, 11 April 2005

Latest News From The Piste


DODGY TIKKA. John Darlow was found at the bottom of his stairs after eating a curry late Saturday night. Chinese restaurant owner He Dun Pooh suggested that John might have been in a korma but also said he could also have had a dodgy Tikka. The next day over consumption of alcohol was found to be the problem and his Naan was revisiting him hourly. So too is his Popadom and his Momodom.