Saturday 9 January 2010

Do you want some snow cleared

Martin Broome is offering his services to clear snow form paths with his special snow clearing service.





Fee payable:- 3 pints = 1 hours snow clearing

Top Ten Things You Do Not Want To Hear Mike Phillips Say In A Hospital

Top Ten Things You Do Not Want To Hear Mike Phillips Say In A Hospital .....................

1. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3. Darn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4. Everybody stand back! Charlotte's Driving the Ambulance!

5. Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8. Whoa, Stop wait a minute, I've only had five tea breaks this morning?

9. "Good Morning Mr Ware"

10. What do you mean "You had two legs when you came in earlier"

Thursday 7 January 2010

Musgrove Redeployment

During the recent snow due to staff shortages many staff at Musgrove Park hospital were redeployed to avoid any operations from being cancelled.
Ivor has been informed that Dr Mike Phillips was found an appropriate job mending the broken leg of a Gingerbread man in the restaurant.