Sunday, 12 March 2006

Wivey Ladies Lates Opponents

We have been given an exclusive on Wivey ladies latest opponents, Mambie and Asato the Western Lowland Gorillas from Paignton Zoo.

Zoo spokesman Phil Knowling said: "They really have fun, but they can play rough. Their ball-juggling skills are pretty impressive, but they did bite each other and the ball occasionally, which is not generally considered good practice in a rugby game, but that's enough about Wivey ladies the gorillas behaved impeccable"

A Wivey ladies spokesperson commented " That it was unusual to play against anyone with hairier legs than most of the Wivey ladies three-quarters " and another has emailed me pointing out Asato the gorilla's resemblance to Stuart Norman.

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