Yesterday Wivey scientists claimed that the results of a recent test had revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and advised men should take a long hard look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory Thomo , Rocky , Jimmy Beale, Bruce Keay ,Daryl Smith and Mike Phillips were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that they all gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned