Ginger Alert

Rumours suggust that the old 'Ginger Ninja' John Darlow is having to die his hair ginger after at outbreak of grey hair appeared om the top of his head

A spokesperson for Gingers For Justice commented

'John has ginger hair and is very proud of it! He is fed up with the piss taking that he gets because of his ginger hair and thinks it is about time he set the record straight... You shouldn't judge a book by its cover and you shouldn't judge him by the colour of his hair.'

John whether or not you know what a book is you will always be the 'Ginger Tosser' to us!