Here are Rocky's top ten signs that you are too drunk
1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up. 2. You can focus better with one eye closed. 3. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 4. You don't recognize your partner unless seen through bottom of glass. 5. The whole bar including Andy Ware greets you when you come in. 6. Mike Philips looks good.