The list, full of OBEs (Other Buggers Efforts), MBEs (May Be Essential) and assorted new Lord and Lady honours, recognizes the true worth of many people who are generally too useless to be awarded anything else.
Some of the names appearing on the leaked list this year included:
*Tommy Acock for services to comedy.
*Andy Priest for his contribution to his bank account.
*Benji Stevens for managing to avoid pushing the the scrums for the last twenty five years.
*Fyffes News for helping the public save money with their special 52-week sale
*Mike Phillips for demonstrating that even people who have the IQ of a telegraph pole can get on in life.
*Wivey Ladies for their contribution to 'This is why we should ban karaoke' appeal
Prime Minister Gordon Brown was said to also be a little miffed, especially as the misplaced names weren't on a disk or hard drive and weren't lost by a government department. He said that it was the Government's responsibility to be careless with names and personal details, not the Royal Household's.
