All these can be real threats so Wivey 3rds have teamed up with Ben Thain to offers hints and tips and general trouble-shooting along with some common questions with your computer.
Please email your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org or leave comments below:
So let's take a break and talk about some common questions that shouldn't worry you.
'My computer wont work' - Mike Phillips, Kingsmed Close
Press the on / off switch
'How do I email the Vicar' - M Boome, Silver Street
Dont bother your off to Hell anyway.
'I have been surfing internet porn and got a virus on this computer. How do I stop my mum from finding out?' - Anon. Wivey Under 15s
Don't worry you dad has been doing it as well!
'I have been surfing internet porn and got a virus on this computer. How do I stop my wife from finding out?' - Anon. Wivey 3rds
Blame it on your son !
'How do I sort out problems with my Excel Spreadsheet?' - Estate Agent, Wiveliscombe
Get a real job!
'I have pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens.' - Kirtsy Bawden, Wivey Ladies
Thats the computer's mouse.
'Can you suggest a good website for me?' - M. Aplin, Church Street
And my dad?
'How can I upload pictures of my favorite sheep to my facebook account' - Jimmy, Wiveliscombe Young Farmers
You f*****g Sheepsagger