Top Ten Things You Do Not Want To Hear Mike Phillips Say In A Hospital .....................
1. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3. Darn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4. Everybody stand back! Charlotte's Driving the Ambulance!
5. Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8. Whoa, Stop wait a minute, I've only had five tea breaks this morning?
9. "Good Morning Mr Ware"
10. What do you mean "You had two legs when you came in earlier"