Sunday, 10 December 2006

Test Driver

Pint sized Martini Aplin recently turned down the opportunity to become a test driver for Scalextric to become a trainee hairdresser.A spokesperson for Scalextric commented " We are very disappointed our models are getting more and more realistic and she would have been ideal for this position and as far as I know you can not be charged for being drunk in charge of a model car.

We are though still considering bringing out a stunt version of Scalextric which will be based on avoiding the extreme parking of female drivers in Wiveliscombe "

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