Thursday, 29 November 2007

Women know best - apparently

There has been much talk on the touchline in recent weeks from Mrs Acock, Mrs Aplin and Miss Burston, to name a few. Apparently Women know best, but what proof do they have?

They might be able to manipulate their men but here are a few well known facts:-

*Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks and, upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

*Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

*Women do not want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"
Only women understand the reason for "the good china."

*Women love to shop because it's the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

*Women will always ask questions that have no right answer -- it's an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

*Women think all beer is the same.

*Whereas men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality, women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

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