Tuesday, 19 February 2008

Martina Aplins Top 5 Signs That You May Be a Bad Driver

I looks like Martina Aplin is now using the public transport after her recent car accident.

Here are Martina's Top 5 tips that you may be a bad driver

1. Every time your cell phone rings while you're putting on makeup, you spill your wine, drop your DS and drive up the rear of the car in front of you.

2. The other day, you ran right into the garage door -- and it was *up* at the time.

3. The Police have memorized your date of birth, licence number, home address, and car registration plate number.

4. You see more middle fingers than a manicurist.

5. You have a reserved parking space with your name on it outside the Magistrates Court.

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